Animal House
Sports Report
Every Tuesday, a gorilla, a honey badger, a warthog and a rooster break down the entire NFL week. Every score is real. Every take is questionable.
Week 6: The Wild Week
The Colts ran 78 plays, held the ball 38 minutes and lost to an 0–5 team. The Chargers move into their sixth straight week in the Doghouse. Coach Clucksworth breaks down a blocked punt.
Episodes
Week 7 Preview
Chiefs at Seahawks on Sunday night, Patriots at Bears on Thursday, Steelers and Saints in Paris. Old Walter has a prediction.
Week 6: The Wild Week
The Colts ran 78 plays, held the ball 38 minutes and lost to an 0–5 team. The Chargers move into their sixth straight week in the Doghouse. Coach Clucksworth breaks down a blocked punt.
Week 5
Giants 27, Commanders 27. Nobody won. Washington threw instead of kicking with 12 seconds left. Also: a 57-yarder at the gun in London.
Week 4
A 98-yard pick-six on fourth down, a 56-yard game-winner on a Thursday, and the Patriots beat the Bills as 6.5-point underdogs.
Week 3
Ravens beat the Cowboys in Rio on a 56-yard field goal as time expired. The Commanders end the champs' 12-game win streak.
Week 2
Scoring falls off a cliff: the Bears go from 59 points to 3. The Browns beat the Buccaneers as 8.5-point underdogs.
Week 1
Bears 59, Panthers 37. The first NFL game in Australia. The Chargers lose at home as 9.5-point favorites and open the Doghouse.
Meet the crew
GradyThe voice of reason. Ties every segment together. Drinks from a plain white mug and has never once raised his voice.
Dottie MaePicks every upset. Most of them don't happen. Season record read out loud by Grady at every sign-off.
Rocco TuskLoud, hungry, delighted. Measures every stat in barbecue. "Put it on the desk."
Coach ClucksworthOld Louisiana football coach. Says nothing at the desk until Coach's Corner, then breaks down the play of the week on the chalkboard.
ScoopAlways live. Always in a parking lot. Gets a little closer to the stadium every week.
Old WalterGives one prediction a week. Has never finished one.
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